She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You pole danced in your parka.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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