When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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