ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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