I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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