It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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