yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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