I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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