Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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