Christians are straight up FREAKS
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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