U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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