Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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