It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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