So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Randomize
