Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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