"it" just moved
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Randomize
