Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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