redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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