school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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