I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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