I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Reggie can tackle my bush.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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