im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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