I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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