i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
