brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
North Korea, Best Korea!
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Still dying that you shit outside
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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