Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Houston, we have a squirter
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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