i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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