Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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