ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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