I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize