you have to choose: penises or morals?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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