Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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