Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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