I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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