Whatcha textin bout Willis?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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