he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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