How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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