My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
vagina is talking i cant
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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