DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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