After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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