1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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