So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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