nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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