I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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