Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
They have beer where we have blood.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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