Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
im on a boat
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