Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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