You surviving the open bar?
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I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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