Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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