I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Randomize