if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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