I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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