I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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