I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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