He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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