I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
FUCK WHALES
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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