Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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