Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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