So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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