what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
