just come out here and I will go home with you...
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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