Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
If that was your dad, he is hot
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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